ATTENTION, TOWNSFOLK! (September 3-4 2018)

A weekly roundup of global breaking news shared across social media.  Reported on by the boldest and most trusted authority in journalism today: the people themselves.

NB: as the inaugural edition of this series, this edition reflects a single 24-hour news cycle.  A full week's supply of news items will be represented going forward.

-hold on, edward murrow doesn't usually use 'yall' ...wait, am i tuned to the right radio station? Did you already sign off? ...hello??